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ABOUT CHEATER UNIVERSITY

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Our highly praised institution of lower learning proudly bears the name of its founder, Cheater von Stummer.

Dr., Professor, Reverend (who knows for sure?) Cheater von Stummer comes from a long line of highly credentialed Stummers. Unfortunately, all of the family's credentials and records were lost in severe flooding at their estate in Transylvania, Romania (*see note below).

Cheater U pledges to give you the essential tools for success in any ethics-challenged shady business.

If you fulfill the guiding principle of Cheater U we promise you a no-money-back guarantee.

Guiding Principle:

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We know that it's sometimes so cold outside that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. But for successful graduates of Cheater U it's never too cold to have their hands in the pockets of their business partners and clients.

To reinforce our guiding principle, throughout your enrollment at cheater U our administrators, sales people, and teachers will have their hands in your pockets. Our integrity will be proven by our doing what we preach.

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Bernard Starr, PhD, is a psychologist and Professor Emeritus at CUNY (Brooklyn College). His latest book is "Jesus, Jews, And Anti-Semitism In Art:How Renaissance Art Erased Jesus' Jewish Identity & How Today's Artists Are Restoring (more...)
 

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