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Enroll in Cheater University and Watch Your Business Soar

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ABOUT CHEATER UNIVERSITY

Our highly praised institution of lower learning proudly bears the name of its founder, Cheater von Stummer.

Dr., Professor, Reverend (who knows for sure?) Cheater von Stummer comes from a long line of highly credentialed Stummers. Unfortunately, all of the family's credentials and records were lost in severe flooding at their estate in Transylvania, Romania (*see note below).

Cheater U pledges to give you the essential tools for success in any ethics-challenged shady business.

If you fulfill the guiding principle of Cheater U we promise you a no-money-back guarantee.

Guiding Principle:

We know that it's sometimes so cold outside that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. But for successful graduates of Cheater U it's never too cold to have their hands in the pockets of their business partners and clients.

To reinforce our guiding principle, throughout your enrollment at cheater U our administrators, sales people, and teachers will have their hands in your pockets. Our integrity will be proven by our doing what we preach.

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