Lock the doors. Pull down the shades. Bring in the exorcist, stat.
As I write this, my humble abode is being transformed into a puppet-occupied den of anti-democratic sin. Yes, my kids are watching the Muppets, with some newly discovered zeal since the theatrical release of the film by the same name.
That is only part of the agenda, of course. Upon finishing and chowing down on some premium Borscht and Beluga, the plan is a mixture of Marxian performance art, Che Guevara hat-fitting and then the coupe de grace (that's right, I used the language of the land of non-freedom fries), finger painting images of Fidel Castro throughout the house in cigar-ash.
This time it is the right-wing Media Research Center going for gold, with their Vice President For Business And Culture (redundant, judging by his belief system) Dan Gainor, making television appearances just freaking out: "Hollywood, the left, the media, they hate the oil industry. They hate corporate America."
In addition to his fear of a Muppet planet, Gainor also throws Cars 2 (released recently) into the witch's brew of the corporate-hating cacophony endangering our children, and then somehow moves on to railing about Syriana and There Will Be Blood -- which presumably he screens for his kids just before the good stuff starts on Cinemax after midnight.
A Socialist Swedish chef?
See that word "company," as in "corporation," or in The Media
Research Center's world, "an organization that enjoys all the benefits
of being a person but none of the liabilities?" Yup, that kind of makes
it hard for them to "hate corporate America." But, hey, let's not let
facts get in the way of a good story.
This sentiment is consistent, however, with a long line of cultural and political hypocrisy served up by those on the Right. Whether it was the Late Reverend Jerry Falwell cruelly criticising that innocent and loveable Teletubby, Tinky Winky --or Dr James Dobson's crusade against that yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, for not openly and loudly declaring his lust for Sandy Cheeks or another of her gender.
you know, while your kid is gasping for air and looking for a sawdust
snack, it's definitely the Swedish Chef you want to watch out for. My
God, that Scandinavian culinary maestro must be a socialist!
This is not to say our culture hasn't become a mess -- it sure has. And that parents such as myself are not concerned about some of the things we see on television. We are.
But it is not movies such as The Muppets that those of us in the reason-based community fear, but the values of selfish, rampant consumerism and corporatism
pushed by organizations, like say, the Media Research Center. Groups
that try and teach our children that there is no value in respect and
virtue for its own sake; that everything is to be judged by its dollar
value, and not by its contribution to society.
This is what endangers our children, as it has increasingly, since the economic counter-revolution back in the 1980s. Ironically enough, conservatives used to get this. It might be why none other than Herbert Hoover once said, "The only trouble with capitalism is capitalists -- they are too damn greedy."
While even I wouldn't go that far, too-big-to-fail corporations and their hand maidens in Congress and at well-funded "media research" organizations most certainly pose a far greater danger to our children than a green frog-like puppet.
Cross-posted from Al Jazeera