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OpEdNews Op Eds 10/15/2008 at 4:22 PM EDT

Osama's Doomsday Machine

By Joel Thorson (Page 6 of 6 pages) Become a premium member to see this article and all articles as one long page. 4 comments

Ayman: And to his Messenger Mohammed, may Allah's blessings and peace be upon him!

[ The two friends exchange a thumbs-up "terrorist fist jab" and fall into a fit of mad cackling. As the camera fades we see on the TV screen an image of a cowboy yelling "Yeeeeee-haw! as he hurtles earthward astride a nuclear bomb. ]

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* Historical accuracy embroidered and (only slightly) exaggerated for satiric effect.

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