The Deplorax: The Lorax Goes Hollywood

And pluck our cliches from the Done-to-Death Casket.

I'm a celebrity now meant to prowl upper classes.

My moustache is waxed and I've put on dark glasses.

I party at Hard Rock and dress incognito

(I can scrunch down and hide behind Danny DeVito.)

So pour me some vodka with Trufula juice

And please never mention that guy, Dr. Seuss.

Excuse me! That's Spielberg on line number one.

Love ya, babe! Call me! So long! Gotta run!

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