Fortunately for me, a sucker is made every second or so. And now that I all but have monopoly of the media, I have no doubt my self-serving greed shall be well served so long as I can keep the masses from hearing my critics. I can assure you, dear diary, that it will be a cold day in hell before I allow my critics on any of my MSM. And for so proudly and courageously standing up for me in the face of an unbridled assault of bare truth, I must give credit to my faithful servant, O'Reilly the outraged.
Yours in greed,
Lucifer B. Mephistopheles de Mammon
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor, Media Matters, Mainstream Media, Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Satire, Humor, Current Affairs, Politics, News, Mammon, Greed, Media bias, Liberals, Muslims, Terrorists
Yours in greed,
Lucifer B. Mephistopheles de Mammon
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor, Media Matters, Mainstream Media, Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Satire, Humor, Current Affairs, Politics, News, Mammon, Greed, Media bias, Liberals, Muslims, Terrorists
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