But, the main thing for now is a kind of existential question. Do these two guys still EXIST any more?
Hey Barack! Yeah, this is America calling -- at least one of the people who got you through the primaries, before you metamorphosed into an anti progressive!
I don't know. Did we just "imagine" you? Electronic technology is beyond awesome these days, so are both of you really holograms? Yeah, I bet that's it. We got suckered into busting our butts for holograms.
Look, Western Civilization in on the line. Our very PLANET is being rapidly destroyed by people like Palin (the former bare boob queen). Wake up! Wake up! Look at John McCain. He's practically drooling on his shirt and he can't keep his eyes off of his VP beauty queen's derriere. Man, this guy is OBSESSED WITH SEX. You could take him and his bimbo religious fanatic down a hundred different ways. This is sleaze city to the max, so why are you off blubbering your lips?
Oh no! Is that what you're both doing, blubbering your lips? Well maybe not, but you know what, you sure as hell aren't getting off your butts for America.
I don't get it. What could be so much more important that "standing up and being counted" for your county? Even if you spit on liberals like Joe Biden, AT LEAST you could be doing something, ANYTHING, to defend even "centrist" values. Now you can't get any more candy ass than that, but at least you would have to come out of your political coma.
Let's face it, about all you can do now is to show Americans that you still exist! We know you're not going to EVER fight any good fight for America, so Barack just keep smiling and smiling and smiling. Psst, our ship of state is sinking, but not to worry, just keep smiling and smiling and smiling. Who knows, maybe you'll be able to smile you way to the Presidency without ever taking a passionate, patriotic stand about anything.
And of course Joe can keep trashing the progressives and bowing down to the elites. You like doing that, Joe? You like being on you knees?
Oh well, enough already. You know, it's like that great line in the movies when Elizabeth Taylor told Richard Burton she would divorce him if he existed. That's the story with you two guys.
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