Send all the miners
Down into the mines;
They don't need safety equipment
Or oxygen lines.
Leave all the owners to do what they like;
Don't give me another stinkin' tax hike.
Screw climate change,
Don't mess with my beer;
I don't give a crap
If there's polar bears here.
I got plenty of oil
And there's cash in the bank,
So Drill, Baby, Drill,
While I fill up my tank.
I just want plain white folks
In the USA
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