The police car immediately hit the lights and pulled him over. The cop asked, "You been drinking tonight?"
The bartender answered, "What?"
"You been drinking tonight, haven't you?"
"Me?" the Bartender answered. Why whatever, ever, ever gave you that idea, officer?
"I saw you stagger, I saw you drop your keys, I saw you roar out of the parking lot. You look drunk to me!"
"Well, you're wrong, officer, I haven't had a drop tonight. You see, I'm the designated distraction!"
Sarah Palin is the designated distraction. Without Sarah and the Teabaggers, what's new in the Republican Party? Nothing! That's what's new! Who are their rising Republican stars and who might run against Barack Obama in two years? Nobody, that's who! Then, just for good measure, whoever the Republicans do nominate will face a challenge by a teabag candidate just for good measure. Why should Republicans try and win national elections when Democrats are so anxious to do their bidding for them?
The bartender answered, "What?"
"You been drinking tonight, haven't you?"
"Me?" the Bartender answered. Why whatever, ever, ever gave you that idea, officer?
"I saw you stagger, I saw you drop your keys, I saw you roar out of the parking lot. You look drunk to me!"
"Well, you're wrong, officer, I haven't had a drop tonight. You see, I'm the designated distraction!"
Sarah Palin is the designated distraction. Without Sarah and the Teabaggers, what's new in the Republican Party? Nothing! That's what's new! Who are their rising Republican stars and who might run against Barack Obama in two years? Nobody, that's who! Then, just for good measure, whoever the Republicans do nominate will face a challenge by a teabag candidate just for good measure. Why should Republicans try and win national elections when Democrats are so anxious to do their bidding for them?
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