I myself don't know much about them (wink).
The locals would tell me, if I knew any,
that I gotta keep the whole thing under wraps
and refer to them (if I must) as the world's nicest chaps;
they are also John Wayne Gacy happy and, God knows, zany,
and megaphone they'll murderize me for what I think.
.
It's been fun to struggle with a mortgage year by year,
locking me into a pen with the criminally insane,
who dog a mirror and see a god, preening. That vain!
And I strongly suspect Tony Interchangeable's queer.
.
To wit! To wit! Softly blow the sounds.
I may go mad with this mafiosi lalala -- zounds!
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