Take our your decoder ring again kids, the secret word is B-I-P-A-R-T-I-Z-A-N and the correct answer is CO-OPT-ED!
"To neutralize or win over through assimilation into an established group or culture"
Obama is elected in pomp and public adulation and promises health care reform and in the end the all good things disappear from the bill just like magic and the bad things remain. In the GM Bankruptcy Obama sided with the Republicans in Congress and the Republicans in Congress kicked him for it.
I'll go ahead and tip the ending here, Barack Obama will be reelected and the media will cheer! See, the system works! I'm not really revealing any secrets to you because why would the Republicans and corporate America ever want to replace Mr. Obama? He's cut more taxes than Reagan, he wants to gut Social Security and his agenda is straight from pages of the Republican national platform. Obama is a media construct, he is a creation and a fiction. Tide gets stains out and leaves colors in! "Brawny makes things grow! It's got electrolytes!" A new and improved Pet Rock. The new and improved Pet Barack!
Once you understand how the magic trick is done it becomes easier to see how it will be done again. Ron Paul was the Presidential choice of the Republican faithful at the recent CPAC convention. Problem is for Ron Paul the Party functionaries don't like him and he could have been the unanimous choice of the CPAC convention and still his candidacy would go no place. Because it doesn't matter what the public wants they are going to get either Mr. French Fry or Mr. Curly Fry.
Newt Gingrich is a man with a brilliant future behind him, his campaign is a vanity campaign. Newt has been called the worst thing that any Republican candidate can be called in this election cycle, he was called an Obamanite. Gingrich has gone from being considered radical Republican to a mainstream Republican. He's an intellectual (sort of) but that's strike two in Republican circles. Then there is Gingrich's moral troubles, Gringrich has had so many extra martial affairs that if he were best man at your wedding and showed up late you better count the Bridesmaids. He is the old war horse smelling powder trying to keep his name alive to remain a celebrity and sell books.
Tim Pawlenty is a young man in a hurry, full of himself and full of well...let's call them ideas. He is a man for whom obscurity beckons. A two term Governor of a small state but he lacks clout with big money circles, he's a good boy and respects his party betters and when Dick Cheney says "jump" Tim says "huh?" He has the fire in his belly but lacks the spine or brains to get the job done. He is running for Vice -President on the Dan Quayle model, a job for which he is uniquely qualified.
Mitt Romney means money and money means power to the candidates. The candidates will all begin the primary season in a big bunch with the front runner changing after each state primary contest. You see the art of the magician is to spellbind and amaze the audience. The candidates will run as far and as fast as they can to the political right to generate heat and excitement among the base and to alienate the undecided voters. The ones that don't care for Obama but don't like Republican extremism. To a degree many of these undecided voters don't take much interest in politics outside of the Presidential election season. They vote like my former sister in law, maybe she liked one candidate's tie or thought that he looked like a nice man or he promised sincerely to cut her taxes.
The brightest star in the dim Republican twilight is Mike Huckabee. Forget teflon Bill Clinton, Huckabee can say Obama grew up in Kenya and get away with it! A Baptist preacher, nutty as a fruitcake and as extreme as the death penalty he is the early front runner. He has a Fox News platform and God in his pocket, an Elmer Gantry come to Jebus meeting and clearly the man to beat. That is if they ever wanted him to win anything in the first place, which they don't.
I bet you think that I'm forgetting someone, don't you? I didn't forget, you see, they are all going to fight it out in a tight pack, a battle royal to keep the energy level up. Then there is going to be a gaff, the leader of the most extreme Republicans either Newt of Mike might say something like"we aught to send all the colored people into outer space!" In 2004 John McCain went to Florida ahead in the polls and gave a campaign speech about cutting entitlements to an audience of seniors. The purpose of the gaff is to generate even more excitement and make them look human and as an excuse for the Republican convention to nominate another a moderate sure loser.
The Democratic convention is bound to be slow and perfunctory affair this time around so the Republicans will put on a spectacle and then nominate a Republican version of Michael Dukakis either Newt or Mitt. The extremists will feel robbed by the Party establishment and then a scratchy phonograph record will begin to play over the public address system, "There she is, Miss America!" Sarah Palin will ride in on her float with crown and scepter in her hand, Queen Mother of all that is the tea bag nation.
She will support all of the most extreme tea bag notions and maybe she'll even pick Michele Bachmann as her running mate. Imagine that. Imagine the press coverage, two women on a single Presidential ticket! Her candidacy would be designed to divide the Republican Party and to assure that no one, but no one, interferes with Barack Obama's reelection to a second term. And as they watch him on the stage their hands all clenched in fist of rage they will swear a vendetta against the Party establishment they'll claim, pushed a mainstream Republican candidate on them instead of the real Republican (radical) that they wanted. The old November criminals ploy, the enemies in their midst. Fifth columnists, the disloyal moderates.
In their eyes Barack Obama won't have won a second term instead the Republicans will claim betrayal. They were stabbed in the back by RINO's the secret Republican admirers of Barack Obama. For four more years the country will be ruled by the Pet Barack. The imaginary Democratic President who continues the Bush tax cuts because gosh darn it, the Republicans out smarted him. He will continue the wars because gosh darn it, we just have to. He will gut social spending as the Republican's demand in the name of bipartisanship.
The economy will continue to deteriorate and the government will continue to ignore the needs of the people. The media will promote the lies and distort the truth, as the numbers of Americans foreclosed upon expands while the numbers of workers in the work force contracts. Does anyone know why the American workforce is smaller this February than last February by 300,000 workers? Was there a moratorium in place that banned graduation from high school or College? If unemployment is reduced then why has the participation rate in the workforce fallen from 64.8 percent to 64.2 percent?
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