State Motto:
"In R.J. Rushdooney *
We Trust"
Primary Exports:
oil, guns, Bibles, televangelists and righteous arrogance
Primary
Media: Glen Beck, FOX News (w/Mike Hucakbee ), World
Net Daily, Washington Times (for international/foreign
news), Christian Broadcasting Network, Trinity Broadcasting Network.
Chief Institutions of Higher Learning: Regent University, Liberty University, Bob Jones University, Glen Beck University
Government:
President: Rick Perry Vice President: Mike Huckabee
Cabinet Members:
Secretary of State:
George W. Bush
Secretary Of
Defense: Erik Prince (of Blackwater infamy)
Secretary of
Education and Home Schooling: David Barton
Secretary of
Homeland Security: Chuck Norris
Secretary of Family
Values: Tony Perkins
Secretary of
Commerce: Mitt Romney (with special dispensation to his Mormonism by Dallas
Pastor Robert Jeffress)
Secretary of
Religious Affairs: co-Secretaries Cindy Japan-is-shaped-like-a-dragon
Jacobs, and San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordeleone
Secretary of
Propaganda: Bryan Fischer
Secretary of the
Interior: Michele Bachmann
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