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It's a Bipolar World

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16. I can tie my shoes, tie one on, or even find Taiwan on a map. It's over there between Takrete and Thailand.

17. I understand computer technology because I have a chip on my shoulder. I can bite or byte. I'd be good at vp because I can take it either way. I'm good at h(omon)yms because I go to church too.

18. It's true I'm bi-polar. But so is the earth. We've got a lot in common. I understand geography as well as psychology. That's what makes me a great leader. I can catch fish others only dream about.

19. I've studied math and have learned how to measure things. I could even be a great ruler because of my experience.

20. Best of all I'm a darn good liar. That more than qualifies me to be a competent politician.

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Independent scholar, researcher, inventor, designer, musician, philosopher, and writer who just happens to live on one of the world's largest active volcanos. Needless to say, he is volatile. Politically he is a conservative who wishes to retain the (more...)
 
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