More often than not, these "corporate citizens" support their own endless growth by vanquishing the competition and swallowing smaller companies whole. Instead of producing vital, independent progeny, corporate citizens frequently prosper through the antisocial practice commercial cannibalism.
Under DOMA, our course of action is clear. The government -- lead by the Republican Party -- must put an end to illegal and immoral corporate mergers.
It's time to restore the sanctity of marriage and the probity of mergers between corporate persons. The law is clear: One man, one woman.
Sorry Sears and Kmart. Sorry Daimler Benz/ Chrysler. Sorry Disney Pixar.
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