"NO, no, no, nothing like that. I was meeting with someone much more powerful than Sean Penn." Rubio explained. Cruz interjects finger outstretched, "who then?"
Director of Homeland Security Rubio finally gets it out "I, I, I was meeting with Charlie Sheen" The ever clueless Dr. Carson, who'd been standing stock still and silent by TRUMPSTER's (the President TM) desk since Thursday, suddenly came to life and asked "Charlie Sheen? Are we going to see a movie?"
"NO, no movie... this is real!" Mario, Director of Homeland Security, Rubio harrumphed. "He has more ties to the Drug Cartels than anyone since Ollie North. He's put us in touch with the cartels and sent this simple message -- with sensible drug laws coming to more and more of the U.S. The BIG WALL will keep illicit drug prices sky-high. The Cartel's have been worried about this for years, all their economists have warned, this is their biggest problem. This will protect them for a decade or more. And they've already convinced the Mexican Government to take the credit for being "GOOD NEIGHBORS" with El Norte. Best of all the graft still flows. We can add new security money, troop money and high tech arms. Infact the Wall guarantees several new revenue streams Only the peons that will suffer."
TRUMPSTER (the President TM) "OK Marco ... no harm, no foul. Somebody go get Press Secretary Jeb! to call a press conference. We'll see if he can deliver this one without a slip-up.
Who am I, I am the Ambitious Amphibious Newt -- friend to the powerful or those with ready cash. I have been your guide on this tour behind the scenes at the TRUMP White House. The gift shop is just ahead on your left.
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