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To hear the liberal media tell it, the perfect country song will include a verse about mama, pickup trucks, drinking, getting out of prison, rain and trains. Well, if that's accurate then how did two Texans get to be President?

Allegedly, Jean-Paul Sartre, while he was in a German POW camp, wrote and produced a play about fascism, with the tacit approval of his Nazi captors. Gosh, didn't they feel dumb after he pulled off that stunt?

When the dust clears and Bad Blake has finished screwing things up, he responds with a smile and a shrug. Can you honestly say liberals will see that and not think of Dubya?

Those liberals just love them some Bush-bashing parables. They are going to give that Best Actor award to Jeff Bridges. You just mark my word and wait and see, sho'nuf it's gonna happen.

When astronauts have a problem do they call for the wisdom of a New York cabbie ("are you talkin' to me?") or do they go right to some good ole boys in Texas?

Is it only Texans who say: "Houston, we have a problem."?

Now, the disk jockey is going to play Bob Wills' classic "Waltz across Texas," Bobby Fuller's "I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)," and Waylon and Willie's version of "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys." It's time for us to dance on outta here. Have a "lookout, Roger, I'm back in the movie review business" type week.

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BP graduated from college in the mid sixties (at the bottom of the class?) He told his draft board that Vietnam could be won without his participation. He is still appologizing for that mistake. He received his fist photo lesson from a future (more...)
 

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