Particularly the ones who serve on it.
The LCS was originally designed to fight Iranian attack boats, but the feeling now is that it would lose in such encounters. But all is not lost. According to Joseph Rella, president of Austal USA, the company in Alabama that builds the LCS, "If I was a pirate in a little boat, I'd be scared to death." Dispatches suggests that rubber "wolf man" masks would accomplish the same thing for considerably less money.
The Golden Sow's Ear Award to U.S. Rep. Harold Rogers (R-Ky) for successfully lobbying the Pentagon to buy an oil drip pan for the Army's Black Hawk helicopter for $17,000 a throw. The manufacturer, Phoenix Products, is a major contributor to Rogers' campaigns. A similar product made by VX Aerospace costs $2,500 apiece. But Phoenix does have a strong streak of patriotism: The oil drip pans are discounted from the $19,000 retail price.
The Misplaced Priorities Award to Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his Conservative Party for shelling out $28 million to celebrate the bicentennial of the War of 1812 -- including $6.3 million in television ads -- while cutting $5.2 billion from the national budget and eliminating 19,200 federal jobs. The cuts have fallen particularly hard on national parks and historic sites.
Canada was not Canada in 1812, and the war was between the U.S. and the British Empire. Canada did not become a country until 1867.
The Queen of Hearts Award also goes to Harper and his Conservatives for "streamlining" the process of approving new oil and gas pipelines and limiting public comment. "Limiting" includes threats to revoke the charitable status of environmental groups that protest the pipelines and unleashing Canada's homeland security department, Public Safety Canada (PSC), on opponents. The PSC considers environmentalists potential terrorists and lumps them in the same category as racist organizations. Dispatches suggests that Harper and Co. study the works of Lewis Carroll on how to sentence first, try later. Saves time and money.
The Chernobyl Award goes to the Japanese construction company BuildUp, hired by the Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) to clean up the Fukushima nuclear plant that melted down in the aftermath of last year's tsunami. A government report found that TEPCO did not issue radiation detectors to most of its workers even though it had hundreds of dosimeters on hand. BuildUp admitted that it had workers put lead plates over the detectors to avoid violating safety threshholds.
Teruso Sagara of BuildUp said the company only had their employees' best interests in mind and thought that "we could bring peace of mind to the workers if we could somehow delay their dosimeters' alarms going off."
The report also cited the government for refusing to use computer projections on fallout from the crippled plant. In one case, two communities were directed into the middle of the radioactive plume.
The Chicken Little Award to the British government and the International Olympic Committee for approaching the 2012 London Olympics in much the same way the allies did the beaches at Normandy in 1944. The government deployed 13,500 ground troops, 20,000 private guards, plus the Royal Navy's largest warship, along with armed helicopters, armored personnel carriers and Starstreak and Rapier anti-aircraft missiles.
According to Linden Empson, Dispatches intrepid reporter on the scene, the announcement that surface-to-air missiles were going to be installed on six housing projects in the city were "delivered via a pizza company." She suggested that was both "terrifying and hysterically funny." One resident of Fred Wigg Tower told the New York Times that the leaflets "looked like one of those things where you get free pizza though the post, but this was like free missiles."
The local residents were not amused and sued to stop the deployment. "Is the government seriously suggesting the answer to potential airborne threat is to detonate it over the city?" a former Royal Artillery officer wrote in a letter to The Guardian. The court eventually ruled against the residents.
The cost of all this security is close to $900 million at a time when the Conservative-Liberal government is slashing social welfare programs, education, and health care.
The Selective Reporting Award to the Los Angeles Times for reporting that the Assad regime was using cluster bombs, which "have been banned by most nations." The newspaper pointed out that more than 100 countries had signed the Convention on Cluster Munitions, but that Syria did not.
Quite true. What went unmentioned was that neither did the U.S., Russia, China, Pakistan, India, and Israel. According to the Cluster Munitions Coalition, the weapons "caused more civilian casualties in Iraq in 2003 and Kosovo in 1999 than any other weapon system." The U.S. also used clusters in Afghanistan. American cluster weapons still take a steady toll of people in Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam. All of those cluster weapons were made in the USA.
The most egregious use of clusters in the last decade was by Israel, which spread four million submunitions in Lebanon during its 2006 invasion of that country. According to the UN, one million of those "duds" remain unexploded.
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