What I'm Getting the American Oligarchs & CEOs, a beautifully boxed, brand-new set of corporate ethics; Jim Hightower

For America's CEOs:  "a beautifully boxed, brand-new set of corporate ethics called the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Going to pollute someone's neighborhood? Then you have to live there, too. Going to slash wages and benefits? Then slash yours as well. Going to move your manufacturing to sweatshops in China? Then put your office right inside the worst sweatshop. Executive life wouldn't be as luxurious, but CEOs would glow with a new purity of spirit." "And what better gift to the Trump family—Donald, Ivanka and Jared, Eric, Donnie Jr. and the whole nest of them—than to wish that they live with one another constantly and permanently. No, really, each of you deserve it."