A New Frame For the MSM

Because of what I do (talk radio or, as we like to call it at The H.O.R.N., America's Liberal Voice, "Conversation Radio"), I spend a good deal of time (probably more than is healthy, really) thinking about the media in our country.

We liberals/progressives/decent human beings have been mostly disgusted with the media's behavior for almost my entire adult life (N.B.: I'm 45). It's worsened to a degree almost unimaginable in the last eight years and, since March of 2007 has managed to inflame both the partisans of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, as well as the rest of us liberals/progressives/decent human beings.

With the rise of the internets and particularly blogging, a new phrase entered the lexicon: "Mainstream Media." It has hung on like white on rice, like a dog on a bone-wagon, like a duck on a junebug, like stink on, well, never mind. You get the point.

Some folks have periodically noted that the media are anything BUT "mainstream." The media in this country are largely owned by a consortium or perhaps sextumvirate of some six major corporations. That gave rise to the term "corporate media," which is accurate as far as it goes.

What it doesn't do, however, is go all the way to the vile, bilious, throbbing heart of the problem.

Now, I think I've found the moniker many of us have been looking for. It dawned on me last night during "The H.O.R.N. Section," when Peter Godbold, Jon Fox and I get together for an hour on the air and sort of free-form ideas, stories and even occasional outright silliness. You can hear the archives of the H.O.R.N. Section and every other H.O.R.N. program at www.whiterosesociety.org . The live streams are always available at http://www.headonradionetwork.com , among other places.

This idea, however, struck me as anything but silly. It came from my thoughts about Dennis Kucinich's entirely accurate description of our healthcare crisis stemming from what he called "For-profit healthcare."

And there it was: jiggling like an overburdened toxic waste dump glistening under a blistering sun: "The For-profit Media."

It really encapsulates everything that's wrong with the Timmehs and Tweetys and Becks and O'Reillys and Humes and Scarboroughs and Phlegmballs and SavageWeiners and "BUYGOLDNOW and spend it on our herbal erection concocktion! Use it while sleeping on a Swedish mattress developed by NASA and clean up the mess with a vacuum cleaner that picks up bowling balls" ads that litter the Fourth Estate. At the end of the day, in the final analysis, it's the profit motive that drives everything we loathe about American media behavior. It's behind Fox's incessant, obsessive use of titillating imagery. It's what drove CBS to hire Katie Couric for FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS a year (anybody know what Murrow made at the height of his career?). It's what jams BritneyLindsayParis Shark Attacks on Missing White Girls onto our screens nightafternightafternightafternightafternight. It's what keeps America dumbed-down and hyped-up.

So there you have it. Make free use of it. Beat 'em over the head with it.

The For-Profit Media.

With any luck, we can make Timmeh and Tweety start hallucinating it in their AlphaBits.