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A BAIL-OUT LIMERICK, By Jim Freeman


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The Limerick is poetry’s worst
Never written by those who are versed

   In the headier climes

   Of purposeful rhymes

But this is a moment that’s cursed

So I write of a system in chaos
Compounded by those who betray us
   With promises bold
   That quickly turned cold
As suddenly off they would lay us

The tag-team of Henry and Ben
Ignoring the why, where and when
   Supported the bankers
   Those fraudulent wankers
Making dough by a factor of ten

These guys in the pin-stripey suits
Standing drinks at the bar in cahoots
   All covered each other
   While running for cover
And bailing with gold parachutes

So Paulson came in with the facts
And a plan to bail out Goldman Sachs
   Details were obscure
   The Congress unsure
So he fed them a bevy of snacks

If you look to be healed of your pain
And be rid of this terrible stain
   Then let me assure
   Those who made you poor
Will do it again and again

So what the hell can we do
To stay out of this simmering stew
   I’m afraid it’s too late
   The rich have all ate
And left dirty dishes for you

Wall Street was rolling in dough
With too few good places to go
   With derivatives dicey
   And way over-pricey
Investors lined up at the do

It mattered not what they were fed
Or how by the nose they were led
   Liar-loans soared
   And the money it poured
To the monsters under the bed

A slim retribution remains
On this tablecloth covered with stains
   Paulson’s friends who all wail
   Should be sent off to jail
And we’ll count that as capital gains

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Jim Freeman's op-ed pieces and commentaries have appeared in The New York Times, Chicago Tribune, International Herald-Tribune, CNN, The New York Review, The Jon Stewart Daily Show and a number of magazines. His thirteen published books are (more...)
 
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