I do not claim to be some kind of Nostradamus or Sherlock Holmes, but I do pride myself on my analytical skills. I also believe that most people who exercise critical thinking would be perfectly able to put two and two together under certain circumstances and come to similar conclusions.
As a patriot I'm sure most people would agree that the safety and security of the American people and our nation are of the utmost importance. To that end I believe I have discovered a foolproof way to determine, if, where, maybe close to a general time frame, and possibly how, America could be attacked if an attack against us was being planned.
It is really so simple I'm surprised no one has thought of it sooner.
Furthermore, it is a method so brilliant and in depth that it can narrow the scope of our threat analysis and most likely pinpoint with terrifying certainty precisely what may happen and where.
Let's just say for argument sake that the threat is an infestation of genetically modified carnivorous killer squirrels. The specifics make little difference, the method itself is what's important and it works in a broad sense.
What we do is build an analytic model using members of the United States Senate, the top ten most prominent corporate CEOs, especially of Goldman Sachs and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. We add Dick Cheney, the Bush family, Nancy Pelosi, the Clintons and Rupert Murdoch.