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February 3, 2007 at 17:56:42
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By John E. Carey
February 3, 2007
As you get ready to feast and feed on the biggest beer drinking, chip munching and guacamole slurping day of the year Sunday, I'll be with my Vietnamese family hoping for the best.
They have it in their minds to make a big batch of Thang Co.
Thang Co is basically noodles and horse meat and the hottest, spiciest sauce you can lay your hands on.
Thang Co has three wonderful advantages: First, it makes you feel hot. In fact, NhanDan (The Communist Party's leading newspaper in Vietnam, translates like "Peoples News") recommends Thang Co to warm you up during a cold evening.
Thang Co is also best consumed with beer, rice wine or your other favorite libation. Lots of your favorite libation.
For men, Thang Co also makes your, ahem, let us say "Arnold," hard. Since this is a family web site I'll say this about that: think of the "FIRM-inator." Forget the Viagra after the Super Bowl: I'll be stoked on Thang Co and Jim Beam.
Actually, horse is the wrong word for the meat you need for Thang Co. You need a little Pony. A tender pony. Mister Ed is way too old for Thang Co. My "Ba" (means Grandmother) says you need "lamb-like horse." Not a Clydesdale.
So while the rest of America and many of my friends in Canada and around the world (and let's not forget our troops serving everywhere) are scarfing up the fried chicken, ribs, pizza, pretzels, potato chips and....well....you fill in the rest....
I'm eating Two Bowls of Thang Co.
As the Brits say, Thang Co makes you "RANDY."
Watch out Honey! Arnold Need YOU!
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Let hot dishes keep you warm on cold days
(Communist Solution to Lack of Heat!)
NhanDan (Vietnam) February 1, 2007
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disgust me. by Mar (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 155 comments) on Sunday, Feb 4, 2007 at 10:10:27 AM  (0+)
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Reply: no steak tartar either?
It takes all kinds to populate earth. I'm not going to watch Super Bowl, whatever, but steak tartar with lots of raw onions & Tobasco sauce sounds good for a frigid Sunday too. by larry278 (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 47 comments) on Sunday, Feb 4, 2007 at 2:06:28 PM (0+)
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Have a little Police State with your Cheap Seats
I could not tell from your writing if you are a sports fan or not. Personally, I am not unless I am the participant. LOL I couldn't help but notice that the propaganda message of the day is SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, and of course the dire warning of it being a LEVEL 1 Terrorist threat target. That is disconcerting to say the least. I pity those who work hard and think they are living the American dream by attending this mass display of pseudo-competition amongst millionaires playing grab ass with each other. Today it was announced there was an incredible bomb attack in Iraq and the death toll has risen again. At least 1000 Iraqis are dead and I think Orwell Media said 4 U.S. choppers went down. That is serious stuff, but all will be down the memory hole as rednecks consume mass amounts of Budweiser and cheer on those who fight for nothing but a ring and the all mighty dollar. I have a bad feeling about today's events. At the very least I would not want to be there and especially not allow my family to be there because with that sort of threat level one can imagine being x-rayed, and anally probed. Just to watch a football game? Even if I gave a darn I would think a big screen TV with surround sound would be a much more comfortable environment and certainly give you a better view. I pray for those in attendance, but God's will is God's will. As characters in the human race we are given the amazing and powerful gift of free will. It can be used for great good, or evil. Sadly it can even be wasted when it is replaced with robotics. Some people are shepherds and others have to be the sheep. This country has it's shepherds, it's sheep, and unfortunately wolves lurk among them all. God bless our country and our world and those who cannot see the light. The darkness never goes from some men's eyes, but their hollow dark sockets will be blinded when truth is shined upon them. Then it is up to the human race to use God's great gift of free will to rise from enslavement and punish those who would be their slave masters. We must rise up when the plantation masters tell us IRAN is to blame. Regardless of who wins the Super Bowel and who gets probed only to suffer more butt damage sitting in the cheap seats for a cheap thrill. DO we all not recall the propaganda that pushed us into IRAQ? Everything was blamed on them, (and the French of course who simply knew better than to get involved with our imperialistic masters). I think the cat is out of the bag on Bush, Cheney, and their gang of merry theives so let's sick the big dog of American truth and justice on them before it is too late. by JohnNmissouri (5 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 40 comments) on Sunday, Feb 4, 2007 at 4:20:49 PM (0+)
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