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10)      The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupySydMedia 

9)        He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE #soipeppersprayedhim @StealthBull 

8)       She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 


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7)       He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 

6)       The nightstick was too much work #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland

5)       He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs       #SoIPepperSprayedHim  @everydayakita 

4)       He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyMARINES2 

3)       My little boy asked if god was really a republican #soipeppersprayedhim    @markm1962 

2)       I wanted to attract more people to his movement  #soIpeppersprayedhim AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971

1)       He tasted bland, #soipeppersprayedhim @non_serial 

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The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland  

He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison     

He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim  @unknown_vector    

He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista 

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Please put your favorite here in the comments sect... by Chaz Valenza on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 10:49:00 AM
The unfiorm,, the gun, and the nightstick no longe... by Robert Tracey on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 11:32:09 AM
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I have concluded that small penises is the source ... by Robert Tracey on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:45:43 PM
...cut it off.  If they can't behave, you hav... by Ginger McClemons on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 5:18:21 PM
No man wants to expose his "shotrtcomings". Actual... by Richard Scott on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:50:49 PM
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I thought it was lysol spray....... by Jean Blackwood on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 4:08:02 PM
....after being pepper sprayed in the face. SoIpep... by Ginger McClemons on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 5:29:36 PM
His middle initial was "W", so I pepper-sprayed hi... by tim mcghie on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 6:40:56 PM
The chancellor said "do what it takes"   #soi... by Rob Kall on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 7:41:47 PM
He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this na... by Michael Dewey on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 4:54:50 AM
It's up there, try again.... by Chaz Valenza on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 8:23:55 AM
He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this na... by Michael Dewey on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 4:55:38 AM
Over the years, I have some to discover ( through ... by Dane Swank on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 8:36:37 AM
The only thing to add is: Damn, I just ran out of... by Marika on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 9:57:45 AM