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10)      The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupySydMedia 

9)        He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE #soipeppersprayedhim @StealthBull 

8)       She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 


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7)       He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 

6)       The nightstick was too much work #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland

5)       He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs       #SoIPepperSprayedHim  @everydayakita 

4)       He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyMARINES2 

3)       My little boy asked if god was really a republican #soipeppersprayedhim    @markm1962 

2)       I wanted to attract more people to his movement  #soIpeppersprayedhim AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971

1)       He tasted bland, #soipeppersprayedhim @non_serial 

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The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland  

He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison     

He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim  @unknown_vector    

He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista 

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Did I miss your favorite So I pepper sprayed him? by Chaz Valenza on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 10:49:00 AM
The Real Reason They Use Pepper Spray by Robert Tracey on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 11:32:09 AM
NOW THERE'S THE REAL REASON! by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:36:41 PM
Furthermore by Robert Tracey on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:45:43 PM
we could always... by Ginger McClemons on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 5:18:21 PM
The explanation by Richard Scott on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:50:49 PM
As an artist, i use visuals ... by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:28:15 PM
#2 in a series by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:29:46 PM
#3 in a series by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:34:40 PM
#4 in a series by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 1:04:31 PM
Mourning by Marika on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 10:28:50 AM
Sorry by Marika on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 10:32:33 AM
Here's mine by Richard Scott on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:45:43 PM
A year in prison for pepperspraying a mugger? by Steven G. Erickson on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 1:01:04 PM
Let's change it indeed! by Meryl Ann Butler on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 1:06:49 PM
Police Pepper Spraying "Joke" by Steven G. Erickson on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 9:17:14 AM
#soipeppersprayedhim by Vaikunthanath Kaviraj on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 2:17:25 PM
Boehner by Vaikunthanath Kaviraj on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 2:20:10 PM
Tweet: Top Ten Twitter "so I pepper sprayed him" Jokes: http://bit.ly/tOjJ2L by Jean Blackwood on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 4:08:02 PM
She'd finally stopped crying... by Ginger McClemons on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 5:29:36 PM
pepper by tim mcghie on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 6:40:56 PM
#soipeppersprayedhim by Rob Kall on Tuesday, Nov 22, 2011 at 7:41:47 PM
How by Michael Dewey on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 4:54:50 AM
We got that one! by Chaz Valenza on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 8:23:55 AM
Tweet: ows,protests,wall street by Michael Dewey on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 4:55:38 AM
Statistically speaking by Dane Swank on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 8:36:37 AM
Ridicule them to death by Marika on Wednesday, Nov 23, 2011 at 9:57:45 AM