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Top Ten Twitter "so I pepper sprayed him" Jokes

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10)      The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupySydMedia 

9)        He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE #soipeppersprayedhim @StealthBull 

8)       She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 

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7)       He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 

6)       The nightstick was too much work #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland

5)       He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs       #SoIPepperSprayedHim  @everydayakita 

4)       He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyMARINES2 

3)       My little boy asked if god was really a republican #soipeppersprayedhim    @markm1962 

2)       I wanted to attract more people to his movement  #soIpeppersprayedhim AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971

1)       He tasted bland, #soipeppersprayedhim @non_serial 

Other nominees:

The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland  

He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison     

He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim  @unknown_vector    

He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista 

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