Obama To Implement Green Stamps To Turn Economy Around

In a drastic new measure he says will close the multi-trillion dollar gap in the country's budget, Obama announced plans to replace the country's present economic structure and replace it with what he's calling a Green Stamps commerce system.

"It was actually rather pragmatic," said Obama transition chief, John Podesta. "Most everything else is growing exceedingly fast - education costs, defense spending, congressional earmarks, even the deficit. It's only the economy that has declined."

To fill the void created by the deletion of the lackluster economy President-elect Obama will be replacing the monetary system with Green Stamps.

"When we pay our taxes, we'd get Green Stamps back based on how much we paid in," said President-elect Obama. "With those stamps we get to buy READ THE REST OF THE ECONOMY SAVING PLAN RIGHT HERE.

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com