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August 25, 2008 at 06:31:21

DREDLOCKED! The Biden Combover Bounce Knots Race

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There’s been little question that John McCain has been winning the diminishing mane coverup contest with Barack Obama. McCain’s attempts to arrange purposely overgrown strands from distant segments of the scalp over the badly balding crown may seem a sign of a lack of self-esteem. But that would only be the judgement of the yet-to-recede. While some youngsters who have yet to see their curl-less destiny think of the effort as a covering the obvious with the more obvious, in reality, it is seen by the majority of men sharing the problem and the baby-boomer women who have learned to accept it, as a sign of maturity. Maturity that includes knowing how to please the electorate, though perhaps not for as long as they used to.

Clearly, Obama’s full head of hair, though closely cropped, sends off crippling messages of inexperience.

With the addition of Joe Biden’s foreign policy experience, comes a combover that screams years of hair-pulling experience and READ THE REST OF THE STORY HERE.

Award-winning TV writer, author, hair-arranged Steve Young blogs at the appropriately named www.steveyoungonpolitics.com

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Hater of Nazis above all. Hobbies include activism, military model building, military history, exciting and vital conversation with retired crooks. Retired
John HanksHater of Nazis above all. Hobbies include activism, military model building, military history, exciting and vital conversation with retired crooks. Retired

The crooks may try to destroy our will to fight (what's left

Biden may have been selected because crooks talked Obama into picking him. He would make a good successor for them if Obama is killed. Obama has become the perfect sacrificial lamb for the crooks. If they kill him they demoralize and weaken the left for good. They will destroy their will to fight. It is the same with Anwar. Environmentalists but toomany eggs in a remote basket. The goal for the crooks is not the oil. They want to destroy the environmental movement by destroying its will to fight.

by John Hanks (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 1376 comments) on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 2:18:17 PM

The author is a very "with-it" old lady who aspires to bring a bit of truth, justice, and commom sense to a nation that has lost touch with its humanity in the search for societal "perfection".
Mary PittThe author is a very "with-it" old lady who aspires to bring a bit of truth, justice, and commom sense to a nation that has lost touch with its humanity in the search for societal "perfection".

I believe

that Obama is precisely the running mate that Obama needs. He adds the gravitas, experience and world knowledge that the Republicans are so busily dissing as Obama's shortcomings.

However, don't knock Biden's comb-back. If not for the hair transplant that he had in the early seventies, he wouldn't have anything at all to cover up a totally bald pate. But the amount of hair that covers the scalp is not nearly as important as the brain that is under it and Biden's is better than McCain's any day! Joe Biden is and has always been involved in efforts toward peace and prosperity while McCain cares about nothing but belligerence and living without the burden of paying any taxes.

by Mary Pitt (66 articles, 0 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 185 comments) on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 3:04:30 PM