BREAKING! McCain Linked To Jackson Five

McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds, denies any real relationship between McCain and the Jacksons.

"John McCain was only 38 years old when the Jacksons were really hot," said Bounds, "While they did sing in the same musical circles and wore similar hair styles that were hip at the time, voters have to remember that John McCain voted against creating a holiday to honor Martin Luther King Jr. If I'm not mistaken, both King and the Jackson's were black."

Despite Bounds denials, the record offers a different perspective of McCain's earlier life.

After returning from his prisoner of war imprisonment in Hanoi, McCain looked outside his home and wife for personal gratification. Known to enjoy singing high-pitched Abba tunes to annoy his Viet Cong captors, Johnnie, looked to exploit READ THE REST OF THE DISHARMONIOUS DETAILS HERE

Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com