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Beating the Bloggers Blues in Berkeley CA

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Just as we were noting a possible rise in the number of homeless people, we encountered a new worthy cause seeking donations.   The Suitcase Clinic has been a "humanitarian student organization and volunteer community" which offers free health and social services to the underserved population since 1989.   They are a source of items such as toothpaste, razors, safety pins, aspirin, and other such "household items" for the homeless.   We offered to add some buzz boosting their efforts rather than donate an insignificant buck because isn't that what being a Gonzo Blogger is all about?           

According to Doug Brinkley (as quoted on pages 125 -- 126 of "Gonzo: the Life of Hunter S. Thompson" Little Brown and Company hardback edition 2007):  The Internet is full of bogus falsehoods propagated by uninformed English professors and pot-smoking fans about the etymological origins of "gonzo.'"  Brinkley adds that it comes from Cajun slang in the New Orleans jazz scene and means "to play unhinged."(Ibid.) This we know because we scored a mint condition copy of that book on one of our frequent book safaris in Berkeley CA, which we contend (mindful of the Golden Days when the Book Row of America was located in New York City) is the used book buyers Valhalla.

The legendary Cody's Books in Berkeley is closed.  That gave us an opportunity to write a column headlined "Memories of Cody's Books," which helped lure some Jack Kerouac fans into our realm of Gonzo blogging.  There are other marvelous bookstores still available for the seekers of the great white whale of books.  

Every time we go into the Shakespeare and Co. on Telegraphy Avenue, we wonder if the charming fellow who owned the similarly named store in Paris is still offering writers a rent free year in an apartment in the City of Light.  We learned about that marvelous opportunity while visiting Paris in 1986.  Do Gonzo Bloggers qualify as writers?  We'll get back to you on that.

Are the young folks asking for money on that Berkeley street aging beatniks?   Kerouac and Ginsberg lived in Berkeley CA during 1955 and some familiar street names pop up in the "Dharma Bums" book.  We refuse to take this opportunity to besmirch Berkeley's image by speculating about any possible walking around DNA evidence of the "free love" philosophy those writers promoted.  We missed a great opportunity a few decades back when a coworker in Santa Monica claimed that his mother had been a member of Kerouac's SF Posse.  

We scored a trade paperback copy of Rupert Holmes big band era mystery titled "Swing" and learned that students in Sproul Plaza had demonstrated in the Thirties against the FDR foreign policy which (they asserted) would lead to involvement in the war in Europe.

Living in Berkeley has taught us the futility of bragging.  We recently stopped to chat with a young film-head photographer and when we tossed in the fact that Paul Newman had once asked for our autograph, the kid responded:  "Who is Paul Newman?"  Look it up on the Internet, kid.  Maybe he can't if he isn't into digital photography? 

Did you hear Uncle Rushbo make a reference to the World's Laziest Journalist today?  Me neither, too.

We have recently asked some Berkeley students if they knew who Mario Savio was.  A streak of negative responses quashed our enthusiasm for continuing work on that informal survey.

What was it that the kids at UCLA used to say (back in the pre-Bush era)?   "If you can remember the Sixties, you weren't really there."   That reminds us of a passage we found in our bargain bin copy of "Johnny Cash."  He wrote (Harper Paperbacks 1998 page 49):  "Sitting down with pen and paper (or tape recorder and Microsoft Word), the words "I don't remember' and "I'm not sure one way or the other' don't seem adequate, even if they do reflect reality more accurately than whatever you are about to write."

Getting up at 6 a.m. to bang out another blog column berating bogus voting machine ballot results is getting very boring, especially when it becomes obvious that should the predictions be judged to be very accurate in retrospect, the fact that all liberal media will have vanished in America will mean there will be no chance to post any "We tried to warn ya" columns and gloat.

Do readers of liberal blogs care if the first time a columnist sees a Rolls Royce in Berkeley CA it has a flame paint job?  We double dog dare you to look at a photo of that and not think of the Beatles band member named John Lennon.

We've only seen one Ferrari in Berkeley CA.  We can't locate the digital file for the photo showing the time that we spotted two Ferraris sitting side-by-side at the traffic light at Windward and Pacific in Venice.  In L.A., no one else noticed that co-inky-dink.  Is Uncle Rushbo referring to our car-spotting efforts on our photo blog when he mentions the drive-by journalists?

It may be boring to be the blogger battling bogus ballots, but we becalm ourselves by the thought that we are on the brink of a boredom busting breakthrough.

George Noel Gordon (AKA Lord Byron) wrote: "I'll publish right or wrong:   Fools are my theme, let satire be my song."  

Now the disk jockey will play the Blues McGoos "Psychedelic Lollipop" album, Johnny Bond's "Hot Rod Linclon" album, and Molly Bee's "Swingin' Country" album.   We gotta go look for the new Johnny Cash album featuring rarities such as the B-sides of his hit singles records.  

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