Now that America is on the verge of deciding whether Donald Trump ("America's walking talking brush fire") or Hillary Clinton ("the woman who exhibits either too much or too little of every human quality, depending on who you ask") is the more acceptable punching bag for the nation for the next four years, John Oliver took a closer look at our messy, convoluted, and broken presidential primary system. "Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay that we've been engaging in since February, which will culminate in the mass-balloon ejaculations of this summer's conventions," Oliver explained.