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Saturday, November 26, 2011
Why I'm Joining the One Percent SHARE
I marched with Occupy Oakland last Saturday, but I’ve had a change of heart. I’m joining the One Percent.
The One Percent have fun. They have jobs and money. Or just money, because when you have a lot of money, you don’t need to work. They live in houses, not tents.
The One Percent have a government that actually listens to them.
If an Occupier ever tried to defend himself and/or toted a gun, police would shoot him to death. But Tea Party guys get to bring their guns to protests and to make not-so-vague allusions to shooting President Obama. They never had to worry about copscrushing their skulls or pepper spraying them!
So I’m joining the One Percent. A friend said I’d regret joining and quoted Three Dog Night, who sang that one is the loneliest number. No, it’s not, not when you’ve bought off the government and the news media. In the United States, 2 + 2 = 5, and 1 > 99.
Why I'm Joining the One Percent SHARE
I marched with Occupy Oakland last Saturday, but I’ve had a change of heart. I’m joining the One Percent.
The One Percent have fun. They have jobs and money. Or just money, because when you have a lot of money, you don’t need to work. They live in houses, not tents.
The One Percent have a government that actually listens to them.
If an Occupier ever tried to defend himself and/or toted a gun, police would shoot him to death. But Tea Party guys get to bring their guns to protests and to make not-so-vague allusions to shooting President Obama. They never had to worry about copscrushing their skulls or pepper spraying them!
So I’m joining the One Percent. A friend said I’d regret joining and quoted Three Dog Night, who sang that one is the loneliest number. No, it’s not, not when you’ve bought off the government and the news media. In the United States, 2 + 2 = 5, and 1 > 99.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
"Lawyers With Borders Opposes Occupation of Wall Street" - Brian J. Foley SHARE
Biting satire
"Lawyers With Borders Opposes Occupation of Wall Street" - Brian J. Foley SHARE
Biting satire
Monday, August 8, 2011
Why We Hate Illegal Immigrants, Brian J. Foley SHARE
Satirical piece on Americans who say illegal immigrants come to the U.S. and live for free.
Why We Hate Illegal Immigrants, Brian J. Foley SHARE
Satirical piece on Americans who say illegal immigrants come to the U.S. and live for free.
Monday, August 1, 2011
If Congress Fails to Meet the Debt Deadline - Financial Advice for the Rest of Us, Brian J. Foley SHARE
Funny article on whether some oft-given personal finance advice will still apply to us regular people if there's no deal on the debt ceiling and the economy collapses.
If Congress Fails to Meet the Debt Deadline - Financial Advice for the Rest of Us, Brian J. Foley SHARE
Funny article on whether some oft-given personal finance advice will still apply to us regular people if there's no deal on the debt ceiling and the economy collapses.
