Saturday, July 7, 2012
Repelling the "Nanny State" with "Nanny Judges"   SHARE Instead of hallowed halls of deliberation, the Supreme Court sounds more like "Let's Make a Deal with Justice Roberts assuming the role of Monty Hall. People who shudder at the prospect of the nation becoming a "nanny state" should be equally concerned when "nanny judges" tell us what laws we can write.

       Monday, May 7, 2012
Women must wear Day-of-the-week Panties and Douche with Lysol   SHARE New legislation has been introduced which will require women to wear Day-of-the-week panties. The panties must be cotton and of the classic waist-high styling. All other styles, including bikinis, low-cuts and thongs have been outlawed. Colors were overwhelmingly rejected in favor of plain cotton white underwear. In order to help facilitate the new regulation, along with Planned Parenthood, Victoria's Secret has also been defunded. Congress is debating the punishment that will be imposed should a woman be caught wearing Monday's panties on Tuesday.

       Sunday, April 29, 2012
What the Hell are White People Angry About? Pt. I   SHARE On Up w/Chris Hayes, a young white woman declared (I’m paraphrasing) “white people are afraid because there are stories about Blacks killing whites and then you’ve got the New Black Panthers putting up a reward for Zimmerman and the Justice Department isn’t doing anything about them. And people are concerned that this is going to lead to new gun laws.”

       Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Are Americans oblivious to History, stuck on Stupid or just ideological Idiots?   SHARE Since colonial times the economy and the politics of the country have been controlled by the top 1%...because the 99% allow it; even worse, a large percentage of the 99% support it. The elite crash the economy and withdraw huge sums of money from the middle class and the working poor and some Americans applaud them. Workers rail against the very unions that gave them their benefits and protects them from near enslavement. Indeed, they see no parallel in a sudden push to reinstate child labor, repeal minimum wage laws or the revival of prison labor. If corporations wanted to hire, they would. Neither taxes nor regulations are stopping corporations from creating jobs...they're holding the nation hostage because they don't want to pay "any" taxes, be held to "any" regulatory standards or pay a fair price for labor. The 1% have ruled since the 1700's.

(2 comments)        Friday, October 21, 2011
Herman Cain, The "happy Go Lucky" Darky   SHARE I thought minstrels and darky iconography had gone underground in the U.S. until Herman "Uncle Remus" Cain came to town.

(1 comments)        Friday, June 17, 2011
How I Repair the Government and Balance the Budget   SHARE Everytime I turn around someone is talking about how broken Washington is. So it occurred to me, I've always liked puzzles; crosswords, Sudoku, jigsaws and I'm pretty good too, even if I do say so myself. So I started thinking about ways to cure Washington's ills and this is what I came up with: First things first, get rid of the political parties"

       Thursday, June 16, 2011
Sterilize Men and end the Abortion Craze   SHARE It's no secret that I have an issue with the fact that old, pasty-faced, balding men are leading the charge against women's freedom of sexuality. I have even less regard for the women, most of whom possess ovaries that haven't expelled an egg in decades, who stand with them. I have a little sympathy for them, though. Afterall, after you suffer through the pangs of pregnancy, kegels and childrearing, you have a right to feel no woman should escape. Besides, if you looked like this, wouldn't you be pissed?

       Wednesday, June 15, 2011
In Defense of John Edwards   SHARE Okay, I know I'm about to piss a lot of people off.