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"I don't care if it rains of freezes 'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car."
— Cool Hand Luke
Is This Heaven?
It's a nice day.
That time of year again.
Last night was parents' night for the Sheldon High School dance team. Ruth and I didn't have to walk out and be introduced this time. They only did the seniors this year, but next year we will be front and center. Yahoo.
Some new birds will start trying to wake up this neighborhood.
The road kill in the ditches will start showing up as the snow melts.
I saw a dead Saint Bernard by the side of the highway this morning while driving the residents to work. It used to always sit by the farmhouse over on the side road. This was about a mile away. It might have strayed too far.
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