Thanks for giving your readers at ardemgaz and your faithful listeners at wairadio a heads-up on your broadcast dated 5/5/06 when you alerted us you would write a satire piece for your 5/8/06 column. Considering how intellectually challenged ardemgaz readers/wai listeners (your fan base ) are, and only Stephens Media Group fans are lower on the IQ food chain; it was incredibly kind of you to prepare us.
In fact I'm so dumb I thought your column of last week was SATIRE when you praised Jim Holt and later proclaimed yourself as a LIBERAL.........
Pat Lynch-ArDemGaz-5/1/06-Mrtshw Take
Let us bow our heads in reverence for both Jim Holt and Pat Lynch as we recall Mr.Holt has repeatedly been noted by most folks who are not in a vegetative state; as the worst legislator in recent Arkansas history. And.....Mr.Holt has publically stated that homosexuals are not fit for survival. And,..... he has said, " We are at war,and the biggest enemy is not al-Queda----the greatest threat to our nation today is a runaway judiciary.". Hello! Mr. (ultra-conservative) Holt must be unaware that a five-member-majority of our current U.S. Supreme Court are conservative, male, Roman Catholic, Federalist Society members, who are runaways only from such notions as compassion. And..... Holt infamously introduced an anti-evolution bill which he called,
" a bill to weed out false teachings in public school textbooks ".
Lynch concludes his column by referring to himself as a...liberal. As I said before , Lynch's column today is ...brilliant satire!