days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a
while when he came into the house and asked
her,"Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are
sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him
the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside
to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later
he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's
called Bunk Beds!"
......."And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"