The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable !