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Ode to "Scooter" Libby

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Ode to "Scooter" Libby

What a team player you are, Scooter!

With you there, Cheney never had to worry.

And your nickname just couldn't be cuter,

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But your story failed to convince the jury.

Seems you tackled your job like a Roto-rooter,

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But you said your memory went all blurry-

You're a man, after all, not a computer!

But your story failed to convince the jury.

As awakenings go, it couldn't be ruder:

Taking a fall for Rove and Cheney-off they scurry!

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Are they guilty? The question couldn't be mooter:

They'll never go before any jury.

 

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