HERE IS A GIFT FOR YOU
THE SUN AND THE MOON
THE MOON'S REFLECTION
WOULD YOU LIKE A BRIDGE?
A BRIDGE PARTNER?
WOULD YOU LIKE A WALK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE AN INCH?
TAKE A MILE?
MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE?
LISTEN TO THE BIRDS WITH ME?
IF YOU ARE TIRED OF BIRDS
START A NEW HOBBY
LIKE MOWING
WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO MOW
THE ANCIENT MOUND?
GRASS TOO LONG?
USE MY HAND-FORGED SCYTHE
I HAVE MANY TOOLS ON MY HOBBY FARM
(OH LOOK THE LEAVES OF THE TULIP POPLAR
LOOK LIKE TULIPS
I JUST SAW A RED BIRD FLY
INTO THE TAMARACK
IT WASN'T A CARDINAL
MAYBE IT WAS A SCARLET TANAGER
WHERE IS IT NOW?
IS IT IN YOUR HAIR?)
WHERE ARE MY HEARING AIDES?
WHERE IS MY PHONE?
WHERE ARE MY FLIP FLOPS?
WHERE IS MY GRASS STAIN REMOVER?
MY STONE POLISHER?
WHERE IS MY ASTROLABE?
WHERE ARE MY DOWSING RODS?
WHERE IS MY LIGHTNING ROD?
WHERE IS MY LIGHTNING?
WHERE IS MY POWDERED WIG?
MY WALKING STICK?
MY STAFF?
MY SNOWFLAKE STENCILS?
MY GLITTER?
MY INSOLES?
MY BEANBAG FULL OF STYROFOAM BEADS ?
MY TV GUIDE?
WHERE IS THAT OLD MAN
WITH THE PIG WHO USED TO LIVE THERE?
WHERE IS THERE?
WHERE IS MY DODO BIRD?
MY ANODORHYNCHUS HYACINTHINUS?
WHERE ARE THE SALT TALKS?
WHERE IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE?
WHERE IS MY GIVE A SH-T?
WHERE IS MY TALKING STICK?
WHERE ARE MY LONG JOHNS?
WHERE IS MY ROCKING HORSE?
WHERE IS MY SUN SCREEN?
MY COPPER TONE?
MY MOON CHART?
MY ANARCHY?
MY DINNER BELL AND MY DOORBELL?
WHERE IS MY CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK?
WHERE IS MY CRAZY UNCLE?
WHERE IS MY BESTIARY?
MY GRIFFIN? MY MOCK TURTLE?
WHERE IS MY OSSUARY
MY MONASTERY
MY AVIARY
MY CONTRARY?
WOULD YOU LIKE A WRESTLING MATCH?
A FULL NELSON
OR TWO HALF NELSONS?
WHERE IS MY FOOTBALL?
MY FAKE MEMORY
OF AN ILLEGAL TACKLE
WHEN I GOT SMACKED IN THE HEAD?
MY VISION OF LITTLE BIRDIES
FLYING IN A CIRCLE
AROUND AND AROUND
AND AROUND AND AROUND?
WHERE IS THIS AND THAT
OR THIS OR WORSE?
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