If you're like me, you can barely make it through a David Brooks column. Should you arrive at the bitter end, your face is screwed up--like you were sucking lemons or whiffing a fetid odor--in a painful mix of disbelief, consternation, and sadness at the waste of prime op-ed real estate. Most days you quickly move on to whatever's next, and your face slowly relaxes to normal.
I no longer partake of television, so I haven't had to suffer through Brooks' banal performances on Jim Lehrer's show for a couple of years. My recollection is of someone unable to master the obvious. I've never had the courage to read one of Brooks' regular exchanges with his Times colleague Gail Collins in what the paper modestly calls "The Conversation."
Brooks affects a cloying meta-analytical air in his columns, taking on big questions about culture and civilization. The opening anecdote (typically obscure) is loosely connected to a midsection where that day's character flaw of one or some or most or all American(s) is on display. The moral comes in the form of a rueful lesson about a classical virtue in short supply in modern life.
A recent column ("A Case of Mental Courage," August 23) is more or less true to form. Brooks begins with the horrific story of eighteenth-nineteenth century English diarist, novelist and playwright Fanny Burney's mastectomy, conducted without anesthesia. Burney survived to write an account of the procedure, which Brooks fancifully appropriates for this week's lesson in character: "She seems to have regarded the exercise as a sort of mental boot camp -- an arduous but necessary ordeal if she hoped to be a person of character and courage."
Pardon me? Burney, a careful editor, didn't even re-read her own essay before sending it to her sister, the experience was so painful. "Mental boot camp"!? Can you imagine? (Disclosure: I too lost a prized piece of my anatomy to cancer surgery, but was blissfully unconscious thanks to an anesthesiologist. And, oh yeah, I also survived an especially grueling boot camp. I recommend neither should you aspire to be "a person of character and courage").