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Since we had always meant to see "The Magnificent Seven," but have failed to catch it for fifty years, when the recent chance to see it in downtown Berkeley popped up on our amusement radar screen a little while back, it only took a New York minute for us to jump at the chance to fill that gap in our cultural accomplishments list.

It tells the story of how a bunch of loners band together to respond to an appeal by a group of Mexican peasants whose village is being periodically pillaged and robbed by some nasty bandits who act as if they have a divine right to the fruit of the poor people's labors.

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The story is based on an earlier Japanese film about how some freelance samurai worriers helped out some poor farmers in their country.

"The Magnificent Seven" featured a young Steve McQueen and some ideals that have disappeared from the contemporary American culture.  

We tried to imagine how a realistic new remake of that old film would look.

A collection of beleaguered American home owners reach the breaking point of budget that is stretched to the limits, by employers who exploit the workers by refusing to increase wages for years and years yet add unreasonable increases in production goal figures, and local merchants who have to boost prices just because they can.   The victims see a bunch of banksters ride into town and offer to protect the worn out workers and their little remaining cash . . . by taking it all and keeping it for themselves.   

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In the new version, the Seven Cardinal Virtues would be lying, cheating, stealing, etc., etc.   Hypocrisy would be something a Boy Scout honors and practices so that he can become a successful politician or bankster himself.

Honesty and Diligence would be a sucker's idea of attractive qualities.

Bushwhacking and ambushes would be clever winning moves.   Robert E. Howard, creator of "Conan the Barbarian" wrote a few obscure western novels in which the bad guy might mysteriously wind up dead when the lights were suddenly doused and no one could see what happened or who did the shooting.   It wasn't Garry Cooper waking down the middle of the street to confront hired thugs, it was very different in Howard's books and the color of a hat didn't tip off the audience to who was good and who was "one of the bad guys."

The Zen of a continual war would produce a peaceful addictive complacency that would be expressed by hipsters via the slogan "War is Peace."

At the end of a remake, the banksters would take everything they could get from the villagers, kill them all -- maybe take scalps to use for boasting in the next boardroom meeting -- and then so that there could be no final trace of the wasted lives, burn the foreclosed homes to the ground.

The cavalry would be assigned to protect the raiders from the workers and assert that they were there to uphold law and order.

Isn't pulling the covered wagons into a circle to hold off an Indian attack comparable to forming a union to help maintain possession of worldly goods that the attacking capitalists want to strip away from the pioneers in this new inverted logic world?

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Are the teabaggers the backbone of the new Republican Party?   Does that mean that "Ignorance is Strength"?  

Freedom is Slavery!   If you let people have freedom of speech they will abuse it and you will have to listen to their hate-speech just as if they were the plantation master and you were their eager and enthusiastic slaves.  

In the antique film, when the villagers don't have much money to offer the renegade knights and they react to the attempt to short change them for their labor by saying:   "We fight for the principles not the coins."   (or words to that effect.)   These days the prevalent good guy philosophy is:   "Show me the money!"  

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BP graduated from college in the mid sixties (at the bottom of the class?) He told his draft board that Vietnam could be won without his participation. He is still appologizing for that mistake. He received his fist photo lesson from a future (more...)

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