Drat! I'm sure Putin just loved hearing that. I should have knocked on wood. Let's just hope that, now that the third temple is done, nobody finds that perfect red heifer.
BECK: And, the red heifer was -- is this true? That the red heifer, they have to make the ashes of blah, blah, blah, of a red heifer. Couldn't find a red heifer, and now they're just being born all over.
ROSENBERG: Well, they're actually being genetically engineered right now, because you need an absolutely perfect one. One was born a few years ago called Melody. She turned out to have a few hairs that were flawed. And so they said that's not the one. A perfect one has to be born and then, once that happens, it will be sacrificed and the temple will be ready to be built.
BECK: But not born yet.ROSENBERG: Apparently.
BECK: Cattle futures.
Doh, the believers in Islamic eschatology almost have the genetically engineered red heifer that they've been waiting for. Hear that Putin? Hear that Hu? The "caca hittin' the fan" is right around the corner, you evil communists. Nobody spins a good End of Days joke like Frackus. I guess being a Messiah has its comedic advantages. I wonder if Glenn realizes that billions of people think that he's the craziest nutbird on the planet? (Note: now includes Bill O'Reilly.)
BECK: Welcome back. I am joined by the author of a fantastic novel, it's called "Dead Heat" Joel Rosenberg writes about the kind of stuff that, you know, I happen to watch for. And makes me the mayor of crazy town?
"[T]he kind of stuff that, you know, I happen to watch for." And, there's our confirmation. Beck is preparing for the End of Days. If it wasn't for his weath, Beck might be standing on a street corner somewhere, wearing a sandwich board sign that reads "This is the End". Oh, and look, he knows that we think that he's certifiable, but unfortunately, his "[a]nd makes me the mayor of crazy town?", drips with sarcasm. Obviously, he thinks that our "cuckoo" assessment is unwarranted.
Gee, Beck wants to prove, in the worst way, that George Soros is the Antichrist. He's already made a connection between George Soros and the European Union, so I'm kind of surprised that he hasn't tried to make the claim that the European Union is the 'Rome' that is being rebuilt". That way, he could say "If Soros = the E.U., and the E.U. = the Antichrist, then Soros = the Antichrist."
ROSENBERG: So, all of the people who said, well, Rome, that's not really going to come back in the end times. No, no. That couldn't possibly happen. How could Europe reconstitute itself after World War I, World War II, you know the Cold War, the Holocaust? We're watching it happen actually right now.
BECK: You don't think it's actually necessarily Rome but the E.U?
ROSENBERG: Well I think eventually Rome will be the center of the E.U. How is that going to happen? I don't know. There is a lot I don't know. The point is the Bible laid out some details it doesn't give us all the details.
Doh! Beck is a genius. Biblical eschatology is a little squirrely, and tough to pin down for most people, but not for Frackus. Soros is the Antichrist, no doubt about it.
Good grief. Beck's logic makes my head spin. Would you like to know why Mr. Rosenberg and Mr. Beck's Judeo-Christian based eschatology is so much more tolerable than Islamic based eschatology. It's because Joel and Glenn can wait for the really real paradise. Those Islamists are trying to hastily bring about their phony baloney, not really real paradise. See the difference?
I can just hear Limbaugh's Dittoheads. "Well, don't go associating our Maha Rushie with Glenn Beck when it comes to this George Soros is the Antichrist, and the End of Days are right around the corner stuff. Our El Rushbo, with "talent on loan from God-duh", doesn't think that George Soros is the Antichrist, or, that the End of Days are right around the corner. So there!"
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