I remember sitting in The Waiting Room of the vehicle search garage thing at the Pembina Port of Entry yesterday. The sign on the wall said "Homeland Security - Making the United States and Canada Safer."
Really?
You really think so?
George W. Bush and Karl Rove and Dick Cheney and nine other guys did 9-11.
Immigration Persons - what you need to do is go set up your blockade and sensors and computers and stuff in Karl Rove's driveway. Stand there with your bulletproof vests and handguns. Don't let him into the country.
Putting up a fence across Mexico or Canada to keep poor people out, or people wanting to go read books in Canada is kind of ... well ... stupid.
Let the poor people in, send fire trucks down there to the Arizona border to get them up here as fast as possible so they can get their kids into school and don't make them walk all the way and have to hide from dumb guys to do it.
And let people read books wherever they want. I don't think that's the problem.
The problem is that George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld carried out 9-11 themselves and murdered Senator Paul Wellstone in order to start a war and get rich.
Mr. Immigration Man in the big garage thing. Come over here. Yep. Stand right there. No. Little bit left. Stop.
Open the hood and take a look inside.
There's your leak, and those guys didn't sneak in here inside the hubcap of an old Honda Accord. They were driven in by limousine.
See, there's your problem. Right there. Yep.
American Goober, c'mere. Canadian Goober, c'mere.
See? Right thar. Yyyeepp ...
Hey.
Really?
You really think so?
George W. Bush and Karl Rove and Dick Cheney and nine other guys did 9-11.
Putting up a fence across Mexico or Canada to keep poor people out, or people wanting to go read books in Canada is kind of ... well ... stupid.
Let the poor people in, send fire trucks down there to the Arizona border to get them up here as fast as possible so they can get their kids into school and don't make them walk all the way and have to hide from dumb guys to do it.
And let people read books wherever they want. I don't think that's the problem.
The problem is that George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld carried out 9-11 themselves and murdered Senator Paul Wellstone in order to start a war and get rich.
Mr. Immigration Man in the big garage thing. Come over here. Yep. Stand right there. No. Little bit left. Stop.
Open the hood and take a look inside.
There's your leak, and those guys didn't sneak in here inside the hubcap of an old Honda Accord. They were driven in by limousine.
See, there's your problem. Right there. Yep.
American Goober, c'mere. Canadian Goober, c'mere.
See? Right thar. Yyyeepp ...
Hey.
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