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ALL HAIL PLUTONIA!

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JERRY TENUTO
One website I came across, "The Nine Planets" by Bill Arnett, referred to Pluto as a "Planet Emeritus." That seemed far kinder and gentler.

I'll tell you one thing, I sure am glad I won't be around in 60 years or so after news travels to Pluto, its inhabitants learn that the Terrans have dissed them, and they make their way here to exact revenge upon us.

Of course, if we don't get more Liberals in Congress and the Senate this November none of that will matter. The RoveBushCheney Fascists and their Neverending War will have destroyed everything long before the Plutonians even hear about their demotion.

Shalom, y'all.

© 2006, The Lone Star Iconoclast

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An erstwhile Philosopher and sometime Educator, Jerry Tenuto is a veteran of seven years service in the U.S. Army. He holds a BS and MA in Broadcast Communications from Southern (more...)
 
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