Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

Why'd they name him

After a glove?

I'm sorry, but no,

I cannot trust a man

Whose chosen name is

A garment for the hand.

I would hesitate long before voting

For a candidate named Mr. Shoe.

So I will not vote for Mr. Mitt

And neither, I think, should you.

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