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Health care may be vastly overrated. William Claude Dukenfield (AKA W. C. Fields) once pointed out that there are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

We see in the news that the President is planning a trip to the South Pacific. We wish him a bon voyage and remind him to be careful about signing any legal documents he hasn't fully read and understood.

James Michener, in "Return to Paradise (Fawcett Crest paperback page 49): "The copra crop was bad in Paea and parents hadn't much money for Christmas, so the chief sent word to all the children: "It is very sad. Pere Noel just died.'"

Now the disk Jockey will play: "Bali Hai," Woody Guthrie's song "Deportee," "Some Enchanted Evening," and "How'd ja like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?"

It's time for us to go see if our lottery ticket is a winner.

Have a week that Robert Dean Frisbe would envy.

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BP graduated from college in the mid sixties (at the bottom of the class?) He told his draft board that Vietnam could be won without his participation. He is still appologizing for that mistake. He received his fist photo lesson from a future (more...)
 

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