Would it help Jack Armstrong to validate his attempt to portray himself as "the next President," if two members of his immediate family had previously worn the POTUS (President of the United States) crown?
At that point the staff at the Amalgamated Conspiracy Theory Factory will roll out their effort to conflate confusion with conviction and assert that President Obama is a Republican mole and encourage prejudice via a vote for any other available candidate?
Isn't that hypothetical future example of stealth racism just as absurd as the idiotic suggestion that Gorbachev was a CIA mole?
What are they smoking during their breaks (at least 20 feet away from the doors) near the entrances to the Amalgamated Conspiracy Theory Factory?
Jack Kerouac may have been speaking a bit prematurely for the Democrats when he said: "We are a beaten generation."
Now the disk jockey will play Scott McKenzie's "San Francisco [Be sure to wear a flower in your hair]," Merle Haggard's "Okie From Muskogee," and The Jefferson Airlane's "White Rabbit." We have to go see if we can get a ticket to see "the Fanatics." Have a "Plastic fantastic" week.
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