For those who are skeptical about a dog's ability to understand human language, we propose a pragmatic experiment. Go up to a docile large all black dog and utter this column's closing quote: "Black dogs taste best!" If he suddenly becomes belligerent, please explain how the transformation occurred without indicating that he was trying to refute that extreme foodie opinion.
Now, the disk jockey will play Iggy Pop's song "I want to be your dog," Elvis's extremely sad "Old Shep," and (on the opposite end of the emotional bell curve) Peggy Lee's "How much is that doggie in the window." Now we have to go and buy a copy of Chihuahua of the Baskervilles, for a certain dog who lives in Concordia KS. Have a (attention Waylon Jennings fans) "Reno just howled at the moon" type week.
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