Homeland Bridge Inspectors, reporting for duty, sir!
At your service.
What we see here, and our report will show this when we find the pen, is that this bridge failed after a truckload of money headed for the military caused it to collapse.
Wait just a moment, please.
It's my beeper.
"Yes, yes, uh-huh. I don't know. Dropped it. Not me, Carl. Yes. Yes-sir. No-sir. Yes ma'am. Okay, fine, then. You smell good today, sir-ma'am. Of course, not through the phone, impossible, yes-ma'am. Buh-bye."
Okay, I'm back.
Seems we now have reports of the same types of trucks running into schools in Cleveland and Detroit and Oakland as well. And similar bridges in New York and Charlotte and Denver have also apparently crashed and burned.
Oh, boy, reports are now coming in about sub-standard housing in every major city in the United States, mostly black neighborhoods it seems, that have somehow been run straight through by large trucks full of cash in large denominations, headed for military operations all over the country as well as overseas.
Well, what we are going to do here is to keep rowing, see what we can see, report back, monitor the beeper.
That's kind of what we do.
And we get these orange terror vests.
It's all pretty cool.
It's amazing how our president and vice-president have this whole thing under control, the different ins and outs, scenarios, plans, all those beepers.
Hey, you have a good day, you ol' American you.
Just got another beeper call. Just wait ...
At your service.
What we see here, and our report will show this when we find the pen, is that this bridge failed after a truckload of money headed for the military caused it to collapse.
Wait just a moment, please.
"Yes, yes, uh-huh. I don't know. Dropped it. Not me, Carl. Yes. Yes-sir. No-sir. Yes ma'am. Okay, fine, then. You smell good today, sir-ma'am. Of course, not through the phone, impossible, yes-ma'am. Buh-bye."
Okay, I'm back.
Seems we now have reports of the same types of trucks running into schools in Cleveland and Detroit and Oakland as well. And similar bridges in New York and Charlotte and Denver have also apparently crashed and burned.
Oh, boy, reports are now coming in about sub-standard housing in every major city in the United States, mostly black neighborhoods it seems, that have somehow been run straight through by large trucks full of cash in large denominations, headed for military operations all over the country as well as overseas.
Well, what we are going to do here is to keep rowing, see what we can see, report back, monitor the beeper.
That's kind of what we do.
And we get these orange terror vests.
It's all pretty cool.
It's amazing how our president and vice-president have this whole thing under control, the different ins and outs, scenarios, plans, all those beepers.
Hey, you have a good day, you ol' American you.
Just got another beeper call. Just wait ...
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