“Dear God, in Heaven I love your very name, deliver Osama and all the terrorists to me and let me bomb them, bomb them, kill or capture them, for your name sake. Your kingdom is America and I will definitely carve it up for my rich friends. I shall not be led into temptation and I will smite all evil doers while Dick and Karl plan to deal with anyone I feel is my enemy.
Yes, this is my time and my kingdom because I’m your servant and I’m doing your work. I shall bomb the unbelievers, take their oil, and lay waste to their lands that will be barren for a thousand years – if the world survives that long.
Please send another set of Katrinas to clean out the cesspools of America and to cleanse the society, to purge it, of this large unwashed number of people who think that America and my government are in the charity business. It was you who said that the little some people have will be taken away from them.
Lord, I’ve done that. Now I’m thinking about teaching Iran and Syria a lesson but many people are saying that we’re stretched too thin. Did Joshua say that? Or did David say that? They took on the enemy and won. So Lord, if I do decided to attack these two evil nations can I count on your support?”
I ask these things in your name. Amen.
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