Get on their knees and beg the public not to vote for them? Nah. Too subtle.
Change their name to the Socialist Party? Nah. It might actually increase their share of votes.
Have their own sex scandals? Nah. Been there, done that.
Something else is going to be required to kill the party off for sure this year.
Oh, I know! They could nominate Hillary Clinton!
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