Maybe we'll write a column about the "Electronic Voting Machine Club" and the fact that their second rule is the same as the first: "You can never talk about the unverifiable results."
We could maybe go back to doing movie reviews. The new action adventure flick "Unstoppable" seems interesting. Hmmm. Wouldn't it be great to do a column that was both a review of that movie and a way to interpret it as a political metaphor?
We noticed that the famous film critic, Roger Eber, seems to be preparing for a return to TV early next year. Would paring the Pulitzer Prize winner with a conspiracy theory lunatic be a way to claim that the program featured "fair and balanced" reviews?
Nancy Pelosi endorsed the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" philosophy by indicating that she will seek the chance to be selected for the position of being the minority leader in the House.
An example or a more trivial matter that deserves mention in the interim might be the fact that the PetersonAutoMuseum in Los Angeles will conduct a tribute "Evening with Don "the Snake' Prudhomme" Wednesday night.
In all the columns leading up to the mid-term elections, this columnist didn't have the time to run a plug for Keith Richard's new book titled "Life."
Hmmm. I wonder what Keith Olbermann would think of the World's Laziest Journalist's prediction about JEB?
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