Meaning in life,
Sweet wine turned bitter,
Guess I'd taken too long,
As it had now become winter.
An aging blimp,
Balding, bloated gut,
Penis limp hanging low,
And a big fat butt.
Woman full of pity,
A repulsive sight to see,
Everyone was uncomfortable,
Nobody wanted to be with me.
Having just turned sixty,
My health took a turn for the worse,
So I thought I'd better get a little religion,
Before the inevitable ride in the hearse.
Decided to go to the synagogue,
Two years before I died,
Others tried to help me,
But I just cried and cried.
I knew that I'd lived a shameful life,
And wanted to change how I'd been liven,
But I figured it was too damn late,
To repent and be forgiven.
So I decided to take "one last drink,"
To help ease the pain,
But then there was a highway crash,
And two innocent folks were slain!
A mother and her daughter,
Driving to the airport to fly,
The police finally took me to jail,
Damn".. I just wanted to die.
Didn't take long though,
To get what I asked for,
Cardiac arrest - and,
That closed the door!
At my funeral heard a lady say,
Never knew a man that sad,
Guess that's what happens,
When a man lives a life that bad. Into the night I ran,
Full steam ahead,
Into the dark,
Until I was dead.
I cared for nothing,
Greed had its day,
Raw meat and razor wire,
Rottentide its way.
Sweet wine turned bitter,
Guess I'd taken too long,
As it had now become winter.
An aging blimp,
Balding, bloated gut,
Penis limp hanging low,
And a big fat butt.
Woman full of pity,
A repulsive sight to see,
Everyone was uncomfortable,
Nobody wanted to be with me.
Having just turned sixty,
My health took a turn for the worse,
So I thought I'd better get a little religion,
Before the inevitable ride in the hearse.
Two years before I died,
Others tried to help me,
But I just cried and cried.
I knew that I'd lived a shameful life,
And wanted to change how I'd been liven,
But I figured it was too damn late,
To repent and be forgiven.
So I decided to take "one last drink,"
To help ease the pain,
But then there was a highway crash,
And two innocent folks were slain!
A mother and her daughter,
Driving to the airport to fly,
The police finally took me to jail,
Damn".. I just wanted to die.
Didn't take long though,
To get what I asked for,
Cardiac arrest - and,
That closed the door!
At my funeral heard a lady say,
Never knew a man that sad,
Guess that's what happens,
When a man lives a life that bad. Into the night I ran,
Full steam ahead,
Into the dark,
Until I was dead.
I cared for nothing,
Greed had its day,
Raw meat and razor wire,
Rottentide its way.
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